While it features reinforced seams, tough cotton/polyester canvas fabric blend, and a dense stuffing core designed for fetch and extreme shaking - it depends on how much a surgeon your dog is.

But that's the whole point! You're supposed to cheer as your pet seeks evens the score for all the horrible things the Lil DicTator has done since he's been elected.

Dogs love the Lil' Dictator! Between the loud squeaker, the plush Russian hat, and the perfect size for carrying around, it’s a hit with chewers and shakers of all parties. Plus, dogs have a sixth sense for character—they seem to enjoy biting this one just a little bit more.

Please send this toy to any die hard MAGA family members and hear the snowflakes complain! Send us a screenshot and we will post it! We love hearing your funny stories.

We have customers from both sides of the aisle. Liberals love it for the cathartic chewing, and Conservatives find it hilarious as a collector's item or a gag gift. It’s the only thing in Washington that brings people together (usually through laughter).

Look, we aren't doctors, but we are experts in "Squeezonomics." While The Lil' Dictator is significantly cheaper than a weekly therapy session (and has a much better deductible), he is technically a novelty stress relief device, not a licensed medical professional.

That said, many of our customers report a "yuge" drop in blood pressure after a vigorous 5-minute squeeze session.

We recommend using him for:

Acute News-Induced Rage: When you see a headline that makes your eye twitch.

Holiday With The MAGA Family Prep: Before your uncle starts talking about "the deep state and defending the billionaire who's taking away his healthcare - a few good wacks on the table before helps.

General Existential Dread: When you just need to hear a squeak instead of a speech.

(Note: If you are genuinely suffering, please seek professional help. The Lil' Dictator is good, but he can't prescribe meds, mainly because he has no thumbs.)

While we explicitly market The Lil’ Dictator as a tool for "massive, yuge stress relief," please understand that this statement is 100% parody.

We are not making any actual medical claims, we are not licensed therapists, and squeezing a doll cannot legally be prescribed as a cure for "Existential Dread" or "Cable News Fatigue."

The Lil’ Dictator has not been evaluated by the FDA. (Mostly because they are busy serving the interest of corporations.)

However, while the FDA hasn't weighed in, we think RFK Jr. and his brain worm would probably get a good laugh out of The Lil DicTator!

Not a Medical Device: Squeezing this toy is not a substitute for prescribed medication, though it is much more fun than a kale smoothie or healthier than the drinking problem you've acquired since this Lil Dic-Tator got re-elected.

Side Effects May Include: Uncontrollable laughter, a sudden sense of control over the government, and confusing your dog about who is actually in charge of the country.

Choking Hazard: Do not attempt to eat the Lil' Dictator, even if you really want to "eat the rich." Be a good pet parent - if it becomes torn or dismembered - our attorney advises we tell you to throw it away.

No Veto Power: Squeezing this toy will not actually veto legislation, but it feels like it does, which counts for something.

A NOTE FOR THE "VERY STABLE GENIUSES": While the satire on this page should be obvious to the general public, we are legally required to be explicit for anyone currently operating on two brain cells and wearing a red hat. Please read slowly:

1. Protected Speech: The Lil’ Dictator is a work of political satire, parody, and humor. All content on this website—including the product design, copy, images, and fake "executive orders"—is strictly for comedic purposes. This product is protected under the First Amendment of the United States Constitution as a work of parody.

2. No Affiliation: We are NOT affiliated with, endorsed by, sponsored by, or connected to Donald J. Trump, the Trump Organization, the Trump Campaign, the White House, or the U.S. Government. This is not official campaign merchandise. No funds from this sale go to any political party or candidate (they have enough money already).

3. Humor Intended: Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual political policies is intentional—that’s the whole point—but should be taken with a grain of salt (and a sense of humor). This product is designed for stress relief, laughter, and dog slobber.

4. Use Common Sense: While this toy is designed to be tough, no dog toy is indestructible. Please supervise your "constituents" (pets) while playing. If the toy becomes damaged, please remove it immediately to prevent ingestion of the "Deep State" stuffing.

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